What do you mean with ‘you people’?
I have a friend from Argentina that is TA and was preparing a holiday presentation for her professor’s class at Harvard University… so she put a picture of Christ on my presentation and wrote ‘Merry Christmas’
When the professor edited the presentation he told her to take the picture of Christ out AND instead of ‘Merry Christmas’ write ‘Happy Holidays’…
When she asked the professor why is no appropriate to show a picture of Christ or say Christmas for Christmas…He said that it is not politically correct for all those who are not Christians…
She looked at him thinking he was kidding… when she noticed that he was not kidding she said “But it is not their holiday, like Hanuka is not mine!!! What is wrong with you people?’
And he said: “What do you mean with ‘you people’?”
Celebration
“In an unprecedented move, Disney Parks dedicates its entire Kingdom to Hernan “(Sun7News)
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Loser
Br*** is a weird kid I met in Provo. He is a 21 odd looking kid… kind of annoying (actually very annoying).
He came to my friend Ben’s apartment in Provo, Utah and introduced us to her fiance.
We acted all excited and congratulated him and her:
Us: _Congratulations man, that’s awesome… When is the big date?
Fiance: _In January… (Smiles)
B***: _And you? How are you doing? Are you with somebody?
Ben: _Nope… not even close
B***: (Pity face) Aww, don’t worry man, it’ll come for you too (More pity face)
Ben: (He stares at him like waiting for some sort of ‘kidding’ reaction) Y-e-a-h… I know… (awkward silence)
Fat Turkey
I am back from California! California is really warm!, even in Utah is warmer than here. Here is freezing!
Lost in translation
I always thought it was funny how some English words don’t have translation in Spanish, like ‘Halloween’, ‘cheating’, ‘awkward’, or even ‘Thanksgiving’…
So what we do, is think the word trough and use logic… for example ‘Thanksgiving’: ‘Thanks’-'Giving’, The Action of giving Thanks… Day? Yeah… there you have it… “El dia de accion de Gracias”.
Fat adiction
Talking about Tomatoes…
My roommate is a little overweight (a lot actually) and he is always complaining about it. (But every time i see him he is eating something)
So I asked him why he eats so much if he hates to be fat…
His answer: “I have a problem man, I really like to eat… sometimes I eat until I can’t eat anymore, so I go to the bathroom and I make myself puke so I can keep eating”
WHAT? Did he just told me e is bulimic?
Update 2/12/08: He claimed it was a joke
Sin
Yesterday, sunday, on our way back from California (my Thanksgiving trip) we were planing to drive trough out Las Vegas Boulevard to show Eryn what sin city is all about.
But the driver thought it was a bad idea go to Vegas on a Sunday o_O
(So we drove pass it but the driver looked back on her front mirror and became a statue of salt)
